ALLYblog

Hi! My name is Ally! Well, actually it’s Aloysius Mendelevium Chin Oppenheimer. But you can call me Ally. Not even my parents call me by my full name. And if they do, it’s not necessarily because they’re mad. More likely they’re bored. Heck, you can kill HOURS saying that name just three or four times!

Silly mommy and daddy.

Anyway, you probably want to know all about me! First off, I’m an anthropomorphic mutant frog. I’m a voracious reader. I am a cake scientist, and my favorite food is chocolate cake with buttercream whipped fly frosting!

I have a level-60 orc warrior who officially RULZ World of Warcraft. I practice modern dance and yodeling. And my best friends are Sir Froggington and Helloise!

Oh, and I’m a pundit. But don’t tell dad that. It makes him angry. You wouldn’t like him when he’s angry! He makes me sit in the corner and it hurts my large, bulging eyes.

The pundit part is what brings me here, of course. Ah blogging. The wave of the future. The means to bring my heart-felt opinions to the masses. My plans for world cake domination!!!!

Ahem. Forget that part about world domination. You’ll find out more about that …. later…

Anyway, now that you know all about me, you’re ready to hear all my great opinions. I’m sure they’ll ROCK YOUR WORLD!!!!

Love,
ALLY.

PS – Orcs RULE!!!